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Ponchi Gonzalez
Ponchi Gonzalez
Ponchi Gonzalez has been hacking a ball on a tennis court since he was 8. His style of play is what his psychiatrist would describe as Paranoid-Schizophrenic: he does get to a lot of balls but then knows very little of what to do with them. When he is not roaming the halls and chat-rooms of TalkAboutTennis.com he works as a consultant to the Oil Industry, trying to tell them how to avoid Deepwater Horizon scenarios.
Next of Kin
Golf is a game, and a wonderful one. Maddeningly difficult, it is addictive. It brings a lot of mixed feelings. Any golfer that has found himself deep in the rough has had the little devil on the left shoulder saying, “C’mon, just throw it out there on the fairway. No one will notice”.
Officially, I dislike golf. But on Sunday, April 8, I found myself glued to the TV during the final three holes of the Masters, watching Bubba Watson and Louis Oosthuizen slowly play out their drama. It was compelling, and I thought that what I experienced was maybe the same sensation that those people who do not follow tennis regularly got when they stumbled into the fifth set of the Djokovic-Nadal final at the Aussie Open (or, even better, the fifth set of Nadal-Federer at the 2008 Wimbledon final).
The Commitments
I was introduced to the greatness of live Grand Slam tennis way back in 1995, at the Wimbledon Championships. In awe of all things related to tennis and its history, I was witness to several great days of the best tennis in the world. In those halcyon days, the era of serve and volley was slowly coming to an end (in the men's field; the women had buried it already) but the sleek grass courts at Church Road were the last stronghold of that art. Coupled with the presence of Pete Sampras, Goran Ivanisevic, Boris Becker and Stefan Edberg, the pace of play was fast and relentless. And amid the many things I recall I got from those two weeks was the appreciation that tennis is a sport of commitment.
Not only the type of commitment that I will dub "MACRO commitment," the commitment that every young player that dreams of tennis glory has to make early in his or her life, that particular dedication of several hours a day needed to properly hone a forehand, learn a backhand to the point of automation, and understand the geometry of a court. I refer also to "MICRO commitments," the instantaneous decisions that a player must make when he or she decides on what stroke to hit, where and how. The fast courts of Wimbledon, in 1995 not yet slowed down to increase the length of rallies, were the epitome of the fast decisionmaking process that a tennis player must go through when the ball is in play.
Simply Too Tough
No doubt was left, either, that Nadal had lost the match.
The 'Ozzie' Open
And we are glad.
Excuse me for the familiar tone, which may be misconstrued as disrespectful. But it is just that you are really not that awe-inspiring. Yes, you are a Grand Slam, and yes, you have a wonderful history, but you really have that aura that you are not stuffy or, heaven forbid, a snob.
Seriously. You are officially known as the KIA Australian Open, and, no offense - KIA makes some very good cars, but can you picture Wimbledon being named The KIA Championships? Heck, they would probably balk at being known as The Rolls Royce Championships.
21 for 12
Novak Djokovic - You had your dream year. The only thing that could beat you was your shoulder and the chronic case of the sniffu’s that you are famous for. So the question for you in 2012 is: Was your 2011 Mats Wilander’s 1988, or will it be Roger’s 2004?
Rafael Nadal - You had your dream year in 2010, and 2011 was to be just the consolidation. Really, you had a great year for anybody else’s standards (except Roger’s) but when we began the year all we could talk about was whether you would win your fourth straight Slam at the Aussie. 12 months later, you are faced with a question you never faced before. Before, it was always about you: Could you improve your serve? Your Volleys? How about your knees, would they hold up? You finished on a high note, winning the Davis Cup. But now it is not about you. The question now is: Can you figure out Novak?
The Great Ones Dont Jitterbug
Before somebody tells me she is not the only one, let me be the first: she is not the only one. See, for example, how Marion Bartoli shadow boxes her return of serve before getting into position. Bartoli is a fine athlete and she approaches forehands and backhands with the same ferocity she probably displays towards a stack of Crepes Suzettes, but when she turns her back to her opponent and practices hallucinatory returns of serve, you really have to wonder what message she is sending to her opponent. Confidence brimming it is not.
Tools of Beauty
Most of these tools are dull. Bats are basically a cone with a handle. The gloves and sticks have little, if any, adornment. But when it comes to tennis, we have a plethora of choices. And, fortunately for us, most of them are beautiful, almost to the point of art.
There was very little difference between the wooden racquets used prior to the graphite era. I certainly can appreciate the beauty of a Wilson Jack Kramer, a Slazenger King or the gorgeous Dunlop Maxply. They were all elegant wands of wood, but there was very little difference between them other than the colors of their lacquered cosmetics. And then, roughly around 1972, the tennis world discovered composites, and the race was on.
The Umbi-Luxilon Cord
Nobody, and I mean, nobody, displays in a better way the torture that is playing tennis at a high level when you have the self-confidence akin to that of a rodent surrounded by felines than Ana Ivanovic. One has to wonder how come a woman of such statuesque beauty and solid strokes can be so lacking in self-belief, but when you see Ana play a match you have to conclude that tennis mangles confidence and egos in the same way that the U.S. Government pulverizes budgets. One is forced to remember that Ivanovic is still somewhat of a little girl (at the very least, a very young woman), but when she celebrates a break of serve early in the first set as if converting match point, weekend hacks can bristle at all the silly dancing and powder puff self-belief.
The Crazy Jewel
The Four Off-Seasons
(And, actually, it is the MALE tennis players complaining; one seldom hears the women complain about this subject. They just go get married, have an injury or lose in the first round for five or six consecutive tournaments. Or, like Caro Wozniacki, simply can’t wait for the day to start and go play a match).
This “complaint” is kind of odd. After the delightful six weeks (for the fans) from the beginning of the French Open to the end of Wimbledon, most of the tennis players of the world (those that are paid for playing) head into their SECOND one-month-long vacation of the year.